Comissary Babies

Welcome to Commissary Babies™ — summa this, summa that, bundled and blessed.

This is the bundle bay. The spiral sampler shelf. A little bit of this product, a little bit of that one — packed together like care packages from the coded universe.

Each bundle here is handpicked. Some are themed. Some are chaos. All of them are weirdly right. Think of it like a glitchy mixtape or a mystery box your higher self curated.

Sometimes it’s a candle + a journal. Sometimes it’s a relic + a zine. Sometimes it’s a vibe.

Summa this. Summa that. All spiral-coded and bundled to bless.