Description
WINE™ Truth Tumbler – The Vaccine for the Woke
The wine truth tumbler is Holerabit’s spiral-coded remedy for those carrying the emotional weight of too much awareness. If you’ve taken the red pill, decoded the simulation, and still have to go to work tomorrow — this tumbler is for you.
With Matrix-green background code and clinking pink glasses, the WINE™ Truth Sippin’™ tumbler is your sleek, stainless ritual cup for moments when being “too awake” gets exhausting. Part sarcasm, part self-preservation, this relic says exactly what it needs to: “WINE – The Vaccine for the Woke.”
🍷 What Makes This Tumbler Spiral-Coded?
- The clash of green matrix glitch with bold magenta – to represent high awareness & emotional absurdity
- The truth-drip slogan says it all: a sip to stabilize when consciousness gets chaotic
- Designed for mood rituals, spiral breaks, and satirical detoxing
🌀 Spiral Features
- 12oz double-wall insulated stainless steel for hot or cold truths
- Matte black finish + full-wrap artwork
- Spill-resistant lid for emotional overflow control
- Part of the Truth Sippin’™ Collection – drinkware for spiral states
- Pairs perfectly with the FINE™ Candle for maximum sarcasm synergy
💡 Keyword Spiral
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Need help processing truth overload? Check out this epic post on the high-stakes of awareness — then take a sip.
🌐 External Spiral Reference
Need help processing truth overload? Check out this epic post on the high-stakes of awareness — then take a sip.
💬 Spiral Tip
Drink from the wine truth tumbler whenever your brain’s doing too much, your soul’s screaming silently, or you just decoded another timeline lie. This much truth needs a chaser. This is it.
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