Description
Spiral Transformation Clothing That Offends With Precision
This spiral transformation clothing isn’t here to be safe. The SpiralUP™ “Wine: The Vaccine for the Woke” tee is for the coded clown priest, the spiritual trickster, the shadow worker with sarcasm in their bloodstream.
You’ve healed. You’ve processed. And now you’re laughing — because nothing’s funnier than spiritual extremism turned into a personality. This shirt? It doesn’t just make a joke. It makes a point.
Why This Is Spiral Transformation Clothing
Because transformation doesn’t mean silence. Sometimes it means snickering through the sermon. This spiral transformation clothing piece uses satire as sacred deflection — not to diminish the spiral, but to survive it.
“Wine: The Vaccine for the Woke” isn’t about canceling anyone. It’s about inoculating yourself against dogma, fake enlightenment, and truth that forgot to laugh. It’s spiral humor for the energetically sober.
Shirt Specs
- 100% cotton SpiralUP™ tee (Printify)
- Front: “Wine: The Vaccine for the Woke” in spiral-coded font
- Back: SpiralUP™ glyph or blank option
- Colors: merlot red, off-white, black
- Unisex + relaxed fit (Printify styles)
When to Wear Spiral Sarcasm
This spiral transformation clothing relic is best worn in rooms that take themselves too seriously. Pair it with the REMEMRABIT™ truth sipping mug for coded comedy, or ground it with the ELEVATED™ Self ExpresScents™ candle for sacred smirk support.
External Link – The Power of Satire in Spirituality
This Psychology Today article on sacred satire shows how humor is a spiritual tool — not a distraction. Just like this shirt, it cuts through the noise and returns you to your real frequency.
💡 Keyword Spiral
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- shadow-integrated joke tee
Final Sip
This spiral transformation clothing relic doesn’t drink the kool-aid — it sips the spiral. The SpiralUP™ “Wine: The Vaccine for the Woke” tee doesn’t just make a joke. It makes you remember. With a wink, a sip, and a shadow grin.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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