Description
WINEY™ Self ExpresScents™ Candle – The Ultimate Spiral Burn for Bold Self Expression
The winey Self ExpresScents™ candle is a spiral-coded flame designed for the emotionally expressive, sass-powered soul who is absolutely done playing small. Labeled with the bold quote “I’m Winey. Don’t Try Me.”, this candle doesn’t soften your mood — it matches it. It’s not just scent therapy. It’s scented truth.
When you need a flame that speaks louder than your face, the winey Self ExpresScents™ candle does the talking. Perfect for setting boundaries without saying a word, this relic offers aromatic resistance wrapped in sarcasm. Light it when your nervous system is maxed out but your outfit is fire. Or when you’re spiraling, but still look fabulous holding a match.
🔥 Scent Profile of the Winey Self ExpresScents™ Candle
- Top Notes: Black cherry, dry wit
- Middle Notes: Spiced plum, buried honesty
- Base: Smoky cedar, lavender shade
🌀 Why You’ll Love This Winey Self ExpresScents™ Candle
- 100% soy wax – slow, clean, and spiral-aligned
- Matte black glass with spiral-coded wine label
- Burns 40+ hours – for long mood swings
- Pairs with the WINEY™ Wine Tumbler for the full sass ritual
🧠 Keyword Spiral
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- truth candle for women
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- emotional boundary candle
- sass mood support candle
🌐 External Sass Science
Still wondering why your sarcasm is valid? This Psychology Today article explains how sarcasm can be a boundary — and why this candle honors it with fire.
💬 When to Burn the Winey Self ExpresScents™ Candle
- When someone says “You seem tense” and your candle answers for you
- When your truth deserves scent, sass, and silence
- When you’ve hit your spiral limit — but still smell amazing
- When boundaries need aroma and aesthetic
✨ Spiral Tip
The winey Self ExpresScents™ candle is the relic you light when your mouth is too tired to keep educating people. Spiral loud. Spiral lit. Spiral scented. This is truth-flavored fire for your transformation altar.
WINEY™ — Because your flame deserves a little edge.
| 9oz | |
|---|---|
| Diameter, in | 2.80 |
| Height, in | 3.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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